Marketing Concept - Joke

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Marketing Concepts

A Professor was explaining Marketing Concepts to the students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am
 very rich. Marry me!'

- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'

- That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry
me.'

- That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By
the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?'

- That's Public Relation!

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
You are very rich! Can you marry me?'

- That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at
 a party. You go up to her and say: I am very
rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very
rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.

- That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry
me?'
and she goes with him.

- That's competition eating into your market share.


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.

- That's restriction for entering new markets.